December 2010
kristenwhoah:
took me like 7x for me to past the first level. smh.
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Losing My Virginity on a Toilet
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is losing my virginity on a toilet. I always hoped the first time would be special and romantic, with someone I wanted to spend my life with. I threw all that aside after a few too many Mike’s Hard Lemonades and let some stranger bang me on the toilet.
[Female, 22]
I’m confused. A toilet is special and romantic.
zombiesailor:
cytoplasmandglitter:
my only resolution for the new year is to stay fabulous.
What a lovely shade of slut you're wearing today.
It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer
blakeromantic asked: You are hot! Do i know you?
blakeromantic asked: You are hot! Do i know you?
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I know someone out there wants to wrap the members of Passion Pit in a box and send them to me for Christmas. And it’s okay. I’ll accept this gift with open arms.
What do I love more than finding a couple dollars...
Finding uncashed paychecks in my purse that are worth a lot more than a couple dollars. Hello Christmas shopping.
I wish it was still socially acceptable to carry...